hot sex takes

(as in “hot takes on sex”, not “takes on hot sex”, of which i don’t have any, and wovon man nicht sprechen kann etc.)
(also — as of some time ago the age difference between me and both the oldest and youngest persons i’ve had sex with is the same (rounded down/up towards zero) and the sense of symmetry and closure i’ve gotten from this is seriously worrying me as i don’t really see where else i could possibly take my life from here)

no, i’m not that interested in the sex itself, i’m mostly continuously workshopping my sex playlist: do a whole run-through to check for pacing, see if I haven’t made any big mistake like adding something in 3/4, and check the songs’ lyrics (some sexy-sounding songs have very emotionally intimate/romantic lyrics, which can be a bit awkward to hear when you don’t have that level of closeness with the other person, the key example being How Does It Make You Feel by AIR)

no, i’m not that interested in the sex itself, i mostly just want defined abs and hate doing crunches

no, i’m not that interested in the sex itself, i’m mostly looking for home decoration ideas and this is the only way anyone will invite me to theirs

no, i’m not that interested in the sex itself, i mostly just like the experience of taking the metro home from different stations the following morning

no, i’m not that interested in the sex itself, i just don’t feel like i provide any sort of utility to anyone ever in other contexts so this is essentially the one good thing i feel like i can do for others? mostly

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